*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON ONE)

EPISODE 6: GOOD BYE SWEET LI-Part II

(A Card Captor Sakura [CardCaptors] MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” and “CardCaptors” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute them.

“Good Bye Sweet Li” is the property of Lady Yuy she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her for making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
It's the not-too-distant future,
Last sunday BC
There was this girl named Sakura
Quite different from you or me
She captured Clow Cards with her friends
All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens
They tried to save the human race,
But Eriol lost his patience
So he shot them into space!!!!
 
Sakura: (Hoeeee……)
 
Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)
 
We'll send them crappy fanfics
The worst we can find (lalala)
They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)
 
Now keep in mind they can't control
When the fanfics begin or end (lalala)
Because, let’s face it, after all
Eriol’s not really their friend;
 
CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:
 
Meiling:
'Why me?’
 
Tomoyo:
'Smile!'
 
Syaoran:
'I hate my life.'
 
KEROOOOOOO!!!
'It’s not my fault!'
 
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself
*It's just a MiST*
You should really just relax
For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

16:45 Hours

“You want to play a prank on Li-kun?” Sakura Kinomoto, mistress of cards, girl of cherry blossoms and prisoner of the evil Dr. Eriol Hiirigazawa seemed baffled by the plot of her best friend Tomoyo Daidouji, master of cameras, maker of odd clothing and co-prisoner of the aforementioned evil doctor. The plan involved a package sent by special guest mad scientist, Kit, fruit bat, twit, quasi evil contest holder and author of fanfics when she gets around to it which she swears she will sometime soon.

“This isn’t just any prank.” Tomoyo explained “This is the most brilliant prank you’ll ever see.”

“Uh-huh.” Sakura replied with all the sarcasm she could muster. “What exactly does this prank involve?”

“Just for you, me and Meiling to play a little game of dress-up.” Tomoyo replied holding up the box.

**

Meanwhile, Syaoran was dutifully running through his tasks on the bridge unaware of the impending conspiracy against him.

**

“You’ve got to be kidding, Daidouji!” said Meiling as she looked at the contents of the box. “You can’t seriously expect me to wear this.” Inside the box was hundreds of dollars in leather gear including pants, boots, vests, jackets and those gloves that don’t have fingers.

“Let me guess…” began Sakura picking an item out of the box. “This prank was inspired by that omake ending to ‘Nadesico’s Daughter’, right? Honestly, Tomoyo-chan, why can’t we just leave Kit alone?”

“Hey! It was her idea!” replied Tomoyo.

“And how, exactly, is dressing up like Rally Vincent’s evil twins going to be an effective prank?” asked Meiling.

“Trust me.” Tomoyo said cheerfully.

“Suddenly, I trust you even less.” Sakura replied.

**

DEEP 13

The evil Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa, mad scientist and Harry Potter wannabe, was still in a wheelchair after being assaulted by Touya, who was expressing his disagreement with Eriol’s putting Sakura on the Satellite Of Love. He was busy explaining some changes that were going to be needed around the labs.

“I want the best security people you can find,” he told his chief lackey, TV’s Ruby Moon. “I don’t want that lanky overgrown jerk breaking in here again.”
Ruby Moon scowled at him.

Eriol’s other lackey, TV’s Spinel Sun spoke up from his napping spot. “Are you planning to tell them about the negotiations?”

Eriol dismissed the comment. “I don’t care what I have to give their families, I’m keeping those twits on that satellite for at least another year.”

Ruby Moon rolled her eyes. “Yeah, whatever, ferret face,” she muttered.

“Speaking of the satellite, it’s about time for us to put Nick and Nora back in the theater along with their two goofy sidekicks.” Eriol rubbed his bandages hands together with evil glee. “Call the satellite, Ruby Moon.”

“I think I liked it better when Kit was in charge.” Ruby Moon grumbled as she headed for the control panel.

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

Sakura, Tomoyo, and Meiling peered around the doorway and watched Syaoran carefully as he and Kero-Chan ran diagnostics on the satellite’s computer systems.

“I still think this is a bad idea,” Sakura whispered.

“Could we just speed this up?!” Meiling hissed. “These pants have cut off my circulation!”

They sauntered out from their hiding space and walked up behind Syaoran, who didn’t seem to notice them. Sakura looked over his shoulder. “Hi, Li-kun,” she said in her usual cheery tone. “What’re you up to?”

“I’m busy doing what’s commonly known as ‘Yue’s job’.” he muttered in reply. “Stupid lazy Moon Guardian.” Syaoran continued his work not noticing the three girls in leather.

Sakura, Tomoyo, and Meiling sweatdropped.

“Oh, yes, this plan is just sooo brilliant.” Meiling whispered.

“Give it a minute,” Tomoyo whispered in reply.

Meanwhile, Sakura continued to follow Syaoran around and Syaoran continued to miss the point. While this was going on Kero-Chan finally noticed that the two of girls were not wearing their usual working clothes. He quickly deduced their purpose and covered his mouth with both paws to muffle his laughter.

“All right, plushie, what’s so funny?” Syaoran growled. It was then that he noticed that Tomoyo and Meiling were dressed in a somewhat unusual manner. Syaoran’s immediate response was to stare with an expression of total shock while his face quickly turned red and his jaw worked soundlessly. “Uh… Sakura,” he finally managed to say with his back still turned to the girl in question.

“Um, yes, Li-kun?” replied Sakura who was a tad nervous about Syaoran’s reaction.

“Have you noticed that…” That was when he turned and noticed that Sakura’s was dressed oddly as well. “ACK!” said Syaoran. The next sound was the dull thunk of Syaoran’s head against the floor as he passed out.

“LI-KUN!” Sakura was immediately worried. “Li-kun, are you all right?!”

“All right, pay up, Kero,” said Tomoyo. “I told you I could get her to wear that outfit.”

“You made a bet on all this?!” said Sakura as she gathered Syaoran’s comatose form in her arms. “Are you okay, Li-kun?” she asked.

“That’s double!” Tomoyo chimed.

Sakura scowled at Tomoyo. “Maybe this isn’t the best time.” Tomoyo said quietly.

Suddenly, a light on the control panel started flashing. “It appears that we’re getting a call from Deep 13,” said Kero “Looks like Colonel Klink is back in command.” Kero smacked the button.

The viewscreen came to life with the image of Dr. Eriol and his lackies. “Well, well…” he began. A second later he noticed the odd clothing being worn by the female crew members. “Am I… interrupting something here? Why are the three of you dressed like Charlie’s Angels?”

“Just a little prank.” Kero explained.

“I’m guessing this particular fashion statement is why Syaoran is out of it.” Eriol said crossing his arms. He let out a sigh. “Just make sure you snap him out of it before this week’s experiment, okay?” Eriol sighed again. “I’m away for a few days and everything goes to hell around here. Since, I’ve been away I don’t have a new Clow card to demonstrate this week, but that shouldn’t stop you from giving a presentation.”

“Of course,” said Tomoyo as she helped Sakura prop up Syaoran in a nearby chair. Meanwhile Meiling wheeled in a large display of super deformed plushies. On display were dozens of little foot high plush toys made to resemble the CCS cast. There were dozens of Sakuras in various battle costumes, several of Tomoyo, Meiling, and Syaoran along with Touya, Yukito (and his alter ego Yue), Rika, Chiharu, Naoko, Yamazaki, Mizuni Kaho, Ruby Moon (and her alter ego Nakuru Akizuki), Nadesico Kinomoto, Sonomi Daidouji, Eriol himself, and Spinel Sun. Along the bottom of the display was a line of minature Kero-Chan plushies each with one of the little ornaments that Tomoyo had made for him to go with Sakura’s battle costumes.

“As you know,” Sakura began. “Nothing says irresistibly cute like plushies. Our card this week is ‘The Doll’ card. It can make cute little plushies of anyone you want.”

“Plus you can add in lots of cute custom features.” Tomoyo added. “Observe.” She plucked a Sakura plushie and a Syaoran plushie from the display. She set them both close together on a nearby table, which caused the Syaoran plushie to blush.

“Quite impressive,” said Eriol.

“That’s SOOOOOO CUTE!!” Ruby Moon shrieked. “Um, can I borrow that card?”

Sakura and Tomoyo looked at each other and shrugged. Sakura took the card and fed it into the umbiliport leading to Deep 13.

**

DEEP 13

When the card arrived Ruby Moon grabbed it and took off giggling. She immediately put the card to work making Touya plushies.

Eriol sweatdropped. “Uh, anyway. This week’s experiment is a follow up to an earlier one,” he said. “It’s the second chapter of Lady Yuy’s ‘Good Bye Sweet Li’.” There was more giggling from Ruby Moon.

“I need better help.” Eriol muttered .

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“More Lady Yuy,” grumbled Kero-Chan. “Just what I never wanted.”

Meanwhile, Syaoran was starting to come around. “You okay, Li-kun?” Sakura inquired.

Syaoran looked up at her. “EEP!” he said.

“Calm down, Li-kun,” said Tomoyo. “We were just playing a little prank on you.”

Syaoran looked at Sakura. "Sakura-chan, really, I can imagine you doing a lot of things, but never
THIS!" 
 Sakura blushed. “I’m sorry, Li-kun,”
 “It’s okay, Sakura,” Syaoran said. “It’s just that I’ve never seen you look so… Um…”
 “Hot?” Kero suggested.
 “KERO!” Sakura said, her face turning red with anger.
 “Hey, I’m not the one dressed like Lucy Liu.” Kero retorted.

Suddenly alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It slides open on both sides..)

(Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you

move on..)

(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)

(Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..)

(Door 2: It’s made of mirrors. You risk the seven years bad luck and shatter them with a hammer.)

(Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.)

(Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor. You walk into it.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan emerged from the light. The three take their seats in the theater while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

Kero: And now we wander back into the sordid world of Lady Yuy.

<Everyone else hums “The Twilight Zone” theme>

Kero: Where the rules of spelling, grammar and plot are set aside… You have entered….

All: The Fanfiction.net Zone!

>AN: Here is chapter two.

Sakura: No thanks. You keep it.

>I have decided to make this a romance.

All: HUH?!!

Tomoyo: Lady Yuy is going back on her vow against romantic crap?

Syaoran: Say it isn’t so!

>I know in chapter one I said I wasn't going to, but I changed my mind!

Sakura: You’re assuming you have one to change.

Tomoyo: Ouch!

>I'm not going to tell you who will be a couple though!

Syaoran: <Ben Stein>Oh, goodie. I can’t wait.

>It could be a S+S (even though I don't like that couple), 

All: WE KNOW! STOP TELLING US!!

>it could be a Li+Meilin 

Sakura: I DON”T THINK SO!!

Kero: Geez, Sakura. Calm down!

>or a Li+Tomoyo(Madison) pairing.

Sakura: ARGHHH!!!

Tomoyo: If she knows my name is Tomoyo why does she call me Madison?

Kero: ‘Cause she knows how much it irritates us?

>But later on in the fic there will be a couple/romance type thing, You'll find out.

Syaoran: Yeah, okay.

>I will tell you that much!

Kero: That’s it? Great! Let’s go!

Sakura: The fic hasn’t even started yet, I’m afraid.

>And, I'm sure some words are not spelled right, but don't mind thoughs!

All: IT’S THOSE!!

Syaoran: Spelling errors in a warning for spelling errors. How ironic.

Sakura: Maybe it was deliberate. You know, like a joke.

Kero: Oh, yeah. I’m rolling on the floor here.

>**********

Tomoyo:<singing>When you wish upon a star!

>"NOOO! STAY BACK!!!!!!!!" Li yelled.

Syaoran:<Keanu Reeves>Whoa! Déjà vu!

Sakura: Great. An author who adds the ending of the previous chapter to the new chapter.

>He swung his sword out and closed his eyes

Tomoyo: There’s a good idea.

>as he ran passed Meilin.

Kero: I guess Lady Yuy hasn’t past any spelling tests recently.

Sakura: Good one!

>'Oh... God' he thought to himself, 'Did I.... just kill her?' he asked himself not wanting to look back.

Sakura: Just keep going and don’t look back!

>'I have to look...' Li thought as he took a big breath.

Kero: He huffed and puffed and blew the English language down.

>He slowly turned his head and saw Sakura laying in her own pool of blood.

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>My own pool of blood! It goes great with my two Sakuras, one of which I use to hang up the phone, and my here!

Syaoran: Note to Lady Yuy, it’s a pool of her own blood.

Tomoyo: <Lucia from “Lunar 2: Eternal Blue> Pain…

>"SAKURA?!?!" Li yelled in confusion.

Kero: Smooth.

>Sakura slowly tried to get up. But all attempts failed. She fell down again crying out in pain.

Tomoyo: Lady Yuy must hate Sakura

>"You.... Protected me?" Meilin was confused.

Kero: She’s not the only one.

>Why did Sakura, a Card Captor and an enemy save her from Li's sword?

Sakura: IT’S BECAUSE I’M A WONDERFUL AND CARING PERSON, YOU DOLT!!

Kero: Easy, Sakura.

Sakura: Gomen.

>Sakura would be fine if she would have let Li kill Meilin.

Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Whatever.

>Meilin remembered the car and how she almost got run over.

Syaoran: Great, another flashback.

>She looked down at herself, it was true, 

Kero: It’s twue! It’s twue!

>she had fallen in mud trying to get out of the way of the car, and yet, Li didn't seem to care.

Syaoran:<Li Showron>How could I care? I wasn’t there, you dope.

>Her mind was clouded by the Card, 

Sakura: Or maybe she had some of the tea from “Stolen”.

>so she couldn't see that Li had not known about the car.

Syaoran:<Li Showron> Oh… Okay.

>She looked over at Li, he was with.... her! Sakura! He was with Sakura, helping her.

Sakura: Well, duh! I’m bleeding from a sword wound.

Syaoran:<Li Showron> I can’t ignore bleeding sword wounds! This isn’t “Stolen”, after all.

Kero: That’s the only good thing about it.

>'So, Li doesn't care about me!' Meilin thought to herself.

Tomoyo:<Meilin> Typical.

>The Card was taking over her not letting her see that this was all wrong.

Kero: This fic is so very, very wrong.

Sakura: Poor Meilin doesn’t realize how wrong the fic is.

>Li was helping Sakura because he had wounded her. And she needed help. But Meilin couldn't see this.

Tomoyo:<Meilin> Help! I’m BLIND! <thunk!> Stupid wall!

>"Sakura, are you OK? I'm so sorry! I didn't mean too, I thought you were Meilin... I mean, not that I wanted to >hurt Meilin but..." Li stopped talking.

Kero: Thank God!

Syaoran:<Li Showron> That is… I mean… Oh, hell.

>He wasn't acting like himself.

Tomoyo: I guess we’re not going to see him doing Shakespeare anytime soon, huh?

Syaoran:<Li Showron> To be, or not to be? Who the hell cares?

>He didn't know what was wrong.

Syaoran:<Li Showron> I don’t know why but I seem so OOC all of a sudden.

>He had so many things on his mind,

Tomoyo: That’s okay, we don’t mind.

>the Card, he didn't know what Card it was.

Sakura: He’s in good company. We don’t know either.

Kero: Neither does Lady Yuy apparently.

>And Meilin, she was trying to kill him.

Sakura: That could be important.

Kero: I just figured it out! Meilin is possessed by RYOGA HIBIKI!! It all makes sense now!

Tomoyo:<Meilin>LI SHOWRON! PREPARE TO DIE!!!! Oh, hell. I’m lost again.

>And Madison, the Card had her and was doing the same thing to Madison that it had done to Meilin

Syaoran: Whatever that might be.

Tomoyo:<Madison> HELLO!!! I’M STILL IN AGONY OVER HERE!!!

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon>Get in line! I’m the one with the sword wound!

>and soon Madison might try to kill Sakura.

Tomoyo:<Madison> SAKURA AVALON! PREPARE TO DIE!!! Umm, which way to the Avalon house?

>And Sakura was hurt badly.

Sakura: Gee, you think?

Syaoran: Nothing like being redundant.

>He had to protect her and himself. He had to capture the Clow Card and get Meilin and Madison out of this >spell... but how?

Kero: Good question. Does Lady Yuy have an answer?

Sakura: Probably not.

>He sat there wondering, and didn't notice Meilin.

Tomoyo: <Meilin>Typical.

Kero: NOOOO!!! Look behind you!! Don’t go into the basement, you fool!!

>She was mad, and soon she was going to attack him and Sakura. He had to get Sakura to safety.

Syaoran: Is it just me or does Lady Yuy have low expectations of her audience?

Sakura:<Lady Yuy> Clearly you’re to stupid to follow the story so I’ll just repeat things over and over until you go insane.

>He lifted up Sakura and put one of her arms around his neck, her other arm was on her wound. He jumped up >high and hid Sakura in the bushes.

Kero: Uh, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t this scene start in Meilin’s house? When did they go outside?

Syaoran: Inane repetition and a lack of crucial details. There’s a good combination.

>"Stay here and don't move no matter what. Madison is going to try and kill you as soon as the Card is done with >her.

Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> So if Madison comes after me with a machete I’m just supposed to lie here?!

Kero: Uh, Madison isn’t exactly a trained assassin, you know.

Tomoyo:<Madison> I’ll kill you! Ummm, how am I going to do that? I know! I’ll beat you with my camcorder!!

>I'll try to see if I can save Madison before the Card can do much damage like he did to Meilin. You cannot fight >Madison, you are to weak.

Syaoran: Can someone please explain the difference between to and two and too to Lady Yuy?

>I will try. Now don't move! I mean it!"

Syaoran:<Li Showron> Seriously. Don’t move.

>and with the he jumped out of the bushes and in front of Meilin.

Kero: Smooth.

>"Your going to try and fight me again?

Syaoran: And while we’re at it, how about the difference between your and you’re?

>You hurt your friend last time!" Meilin laughed, "Your just going to hurt someone else you love if you keep this >up!" she giggled.

Tomoyo: <Meilin> BWA-HA-HAAAA!! I’m EVIL! Eeeeeeevil!! And I’m lovin’ every minute of it!

>'That Card has to go! Poor Meilin....' he thought, 'If only I had been nicer to her, and paid attention to her, then >maybe this wouldn't have happened!'

Sakura: Please, this is the card’s doing. She’d be psycho even if he was her best friend.

Tomoyo: What? A logic error? Say it isn’t so!

>he stopped, and looked at himself.

Syaoran:<Li Showron>What have I become? I’m starring in a Lady Yuy fic.

>What were these feelings? Why was he feeling this way? Meilin had always made him mad. She was always >bothering him, and never gave him space. He always wanted her to go back to Hong Kong, and leave him. Now, >all he wanted was for her to be near him... what was wrong with him?

Tomoyo: Well, for starters, he’s trapped in this fic.

>Meilin laughed. "Your going to try and kill me, right? Well, let's get it on!"

Kero: WOO-HOO!

Sakura: KERO! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Tomoyo: Yeah, we shouldn’t encourage Lady Yuy to write Lemons.

Kero: I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the sounds of those leather pants squeaking against the seats.

>she got ready to fight. She looked into his eyes, searching for the time to attack. She had heard from someone >that, 'you can always find the answer to the question if you look into the eyes of the one you want the answer >from,'

Syaoran: Um, okay.

>Where did she hear that? From who? Flash backs. Memories. What was happening to her?

Tomoyo:<Meilin> Nooooo! It’s the tea! THE TEA! Hee, hee. The walls are melting….

Sakura: What am I going to do with you guys?

>Li looked away. For some reason, she was making him uneasy.

Syaoran: Reason? You mean, like the fact that she’s gone insane? That kind of reason?

>She had never made him uneasy before when she would look into his eyes.

Syaoran:<Li Showron a la Fraiser Crane>Would you please tell her to stop STARING AT ME!!

Sakura:<Meilin>Look into my eyes… You are getting sleepy… Very sleepy… You will praise this fanfic…

Kero: Fat chance.

>It was weird.

Kero: Yeah, no sh..

Sakura: Kero…

>He knew that she always loved him, and only wanted him to notice her. But he thought she only loved him in a >brotherly way.

Sakura: Yeah, I always glomp onto my brother like a barnacle clinging to a ship.

Syaoran: Ouch.

>All of this time, he thought that the only reason she wanted him to notice her and love her was because they >were engaged

Syaoran: Okay, that’s it. I could forgive Lady Yuy if her only source of info was the dub. But, please, in the dub Meilin and I aren’t engaged. We’re not even cousins anymore… I think.

Tomoyo: Yeah, but if Lady Yuy used our real names, would it make this fic any better?

Sakura: Probably not.

>(AN: True fact!).

Syaoran: NO? REALLY?!

Sakura: Easy, Li-kun.

>Ever sense they were little,

Kero: I sense that Lady Yuy should proofread her fics before posting them

>they were told that they were going to be married one day.

Sakura:<Meilin a la Akane> Me? Marry that hentai?

Syaoran:<Li Showron a la Ranma> Who’d want to marry you, uncute tomboy?

Sakura:<Meilin a la Akane> LI SHOWRON NO BAKA!!!

>So he thought, it was because she wanted to be a good wife and make him happy.

Sakura: Don’t even think about it, Kero.

Kero: About what? I missed the worlds because I was blinded by the gleam of all that leather.

Syaoran: Please, stop reminding me, okay?

>Which was true. But he thought she didn't really love him. That she just wanted to be a good wife, so she >would prove herself now and get ready for when they do get married. But she knew something that he didn't.... >She wanted to be a good wife and she loved him, with all of her heart.

Sakura: Lovely place for a WAFF moment. Meilin is possessed, Madison is shrieking in agony, and I’m bleeding to death.

>TO BE CONTINUED.....

Syaoran: Not again…

Tomoyo: Now we can look forward to more of this crap.

>Okay, that was kinda short.

Kero: Thank God.

>Sorry I didn't get this chapter up sooner.

Sakura: No need to hurry on our account.

Kero: Maybe you could’ve taken a few minutes to proofread it first.

>I've just been a little busy. But I'm hoping to get chapter 3 up real soon!

Syaoran: God help us all.

>Yes, this is going to be a romance, but so far,

Sakura: It’s not very romantic.

Kero: What’s not romantic about it? Moonlight, sadistic Clow card, bleeding wounds… It’s like a Harlequin novel.

>it seems to be a S+S and a Li+Meilin, 

Kero: Sakura and Meilin? You da man, Li!

Syaoran:<Li Showron a la Kuno> I cannot decide! I would have them both!

Sakura: Don’t even think about it, Li-kun.

>and it wasn't supposed to be that way!

Tomoyo:<Lady Yuy, whimpering>It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

>Anyway, I hope you like this chapter!
>-Lady Yui (Yuy)

Kero: Not likely.

Sakura: Enough, guys. Let’s get out of here.

**

When Yue finally came back on the bridge he couldn’t help but notice that the display of plushies had been picked clean. Kero-Chan was floating off with two mini-Kero plushies and Syaoran was struggling to walk off with his arms filled with Sakura plushies.

“Think you have enough there?” Yue inquired.

 Syaoran stammered, "I-I... only h-ha-have ten..." A blush came to his face as he scurried off.
 Yue shook his head ruefully. What was he going to do with them? He opened up one of the control panels and withdrew four Touya plushies.
 “It’s a good thing I hid these in advance.”
 
** 

DEEP 13

Speaking of Touya plushies, Eriol was swamped with them. Deep 13 was filled two feet deep with Touya plushies and the sounds of Ruby Moon’s giggling.

“Could you please get that card away from her?!” Eriol growled a Spinel Sun. He managed to struggle his way through the plushies and press the button.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll.)

Okay, I swear, I’m working on CCSyaoran! Various ideas were used in this MSTing including Kit’s leather gear, Sakura’s plushies and Ki-Chan’s challenge lines. By the way, the lines were:

1) "Sakura-chan, really, I can imagine you doing a lot of things, but never THIS!" 

And

2) Syaoran stammered, "I-I... only h-ha-have ten..."

I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.

Tomoyo: Hey, several plushies are still unaccounted for!

Sakura: Well, where could they have gone?

Me:<Whistles tunelessly and wanders off>

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

>"Sakura, are you OK? I'm so sorry! I didn't mean too, I thought you were Meilin... I mean, not that I wanted to >hurt Meilin but..." Li stopped talking.

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